Finally! A Campaign Ad That Isn’t Full Of Cheap Shots

By On October 25, 2012 · 4 Comments

If only Linda could have appeared this relaxed during her debate performances …

Somebody over at Team McMahon has finally realized that voters are sick of the mudslinging.

 
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4 Responses to Finally! A Campaign Ad That Isn’t Full Of Cheap Shots

  1. Roller Derby Queen says:
    October 26, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Linda McMahon is nothing more than an old Carnival Barker.
    She will say anything to get people to play her game.
    The prizes offered … Chrome plated plastic trinkets.
    Come on people! This isn`t even funny!
    I don’t want to live in the state known for putting
    Linda McMahon on the floor of The U.S. Senate ! !
    She clearly illustrates having nothing intellectually to offer Connecticut in terms of a United States Senator. This is nothing but an empty facade; Behind Linda McMahon’s eyes exsists a vast void. Personally, I don’t think she has the capacity for the level of intelligence, or thought to perform as a United States Senator ; And I think her level of abstract thought and reasoning belongs on children`s television, Saturday Mornings.

    Vote for Linda McMahon and Jerry Springer on the Champipple Ballot Line.

    Kurt Russell and Michael Moore will be using
    Connecticut tax credits to produce a new movie for
    Monty Python Productions, called : ” Escape From Connecticut ” !

    Maybe this is all but a perverse and pathetic dream,
    and I’ll wake up. Heh – To think Linda McMahaon a serious contender to represent Connecticut, as a United States Senator!
    I gotta stop eating those Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs before bed.

    Rod Serling steps out from around the corner, And offers a Narrative :
    ” Submitted for your approval: Linda McMahon,
    Roller Derby Queen, or United States Senator?
    You decide your reality, when you cast your vote in
    The Twighlight Zone “

    You can put lipstick on an old carnival barker;
    And all you have is a carnival barker, with lipstick.

  2. Is that all you've got ? says:
    October 26, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Is this the best the Republican Party can put forth in Connecticut ?
    Linda McMahon ? ! ? !
    What do the old Republican Stalwarts think of this ?

  3. The Rest Of The Story says:
    October 26, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    We live in a world of precision instruments today.
    Very Competative … You must specialize.
    We live in a world of specialists.
    You don`t see a foot doctor for a mental problem.
    Chris Murphy is a United States Congressman;
    Linda McMahon is an Old Carnival Barker.
    It`s just the way it is.