Heck, everyone knows that its a member of the Hartford Ins group’s scull team. Check him out on the Connecticut River.
I thought boson was just an abbreviation for boatswain. No?
In the College Arms race Michigan State has a 650 million upgrade to the National Superconducting Cyclotron Laboratory under construction. It’s sexier than the New Brit Highway but it can’t touch the potential mischief of mutant mice if marketed properly.
RE: the column. The problem with degenerate gamblers is the other degenerate gamblers who live to rip them off. Word came out last year that FullTiltPoker and PokersStars sites were Ponzi schemes with the Full Tilt owing $300 million to players around the world and only $6 million in assets to pay them.
Like any good Ponzi scheme Poker Stars like Chris Ferguson pulled $40 to $50 million from the earliest customer then allowed other poker stars to buy in and reap 200% returns while screwing the Joe Six Packs lured in by the constant pimping of their products on ESPN and ABC late night Poker.
Now Ferguson and Howard Lederer are calling the government’s bluff: can the government actually put together a lawsuit they can win? Time for the Showdown.
Odds are the Gifting Club in Guilford faces a bigger fine and spends more time behind bars than Lederer and Ferguson. You might say they are betting on it. It pays better than ripping off tourists and athletes with too much free cash. They calculated the odds correctly. My bet: The Poker Stars will be laughing and playing in Monaco on late night TV in 3 years while the Stepford gifting club rots in jail.
Higgs Boson walks into a church.
The priest says, “I’m sorry but we don’t recognize your existence.”
The boson replies, “Well, you can’t have mass without me.”
Not bad. As Physics attempts to define and understand SUSY, Super Symmetry String Theory (in 10 Dimensions or more), and identify the Super Partners (the Boson and Fermion) we are sure to get more articles like The Atlantic’s aptly titled “Higgs Boson Continues to Not Make Sense.”
It gets bad when scientists are saying computers will have a better understanding of 10 dimensional forces than humans ever will as the Super Partners live a kind of binary coded existence in their dimensional travel.