We’re doing a show episode on grammar next Tuesday.
Here we have a “fatal” example of a misplaced modifier. I’m fairly certain the judge didn’t do any of those horrible things. (h/t R.R. Cooper)
Hartford Man Sentenced To 50 Years for Murder
The Hartford Courant
6:47 p.m. EST, February 27, 2014
HARTFORD — A year to the day after he wrapped his fingers around Krichindath Sawarie’s neck and strangled her, then slit her throat and stabbed her to make sure she was dead, a Hartford Superior Court judge sentenced Robert White to 50 years in prison.
A beautiful new (to me) word:
These plants, Brassica oleracea, or wild cabbage, were likely used as a food from Neolithic times. It is the parent and ancestor to a large number of cultivated offspring that are divided into seven or eight groups representing different plant forms. For example, the Capitata Group encompasses the common heading cabbages like savoy, green, red or spring greens varieties, with a terminal bud, botanically speaking. The Acephala Group includes most of the common leafy types like kale and collards, while kohlrabi is a swollen stem of the Gongylodes Group. Additionally cauliflower, Brussels sprouts and Tronchuda (Portuguese kale) each represent a different group. Broccoli is in the Italica Group, which, like cauliflower, is an inflorescence (flower cluster), yet the tissue has a number of single flower buds rather than being condensed into a solid head as it is in cauliflower. Altogether the plants of Brassica oleracea represent thousands of varieties, yet only one species.
I am so happy to find out that somebody else is being driven nuts by this kind of thing.
My Significant Other is all-too-familiar with my muttering during many television shows — but especially “Masters of Sex.” — “They would not have said that then.” I’m amazed they haven’t said “Significant Other.” That’s exactly the kind of mistake they make all the time.
“Steep learning curve?” in the 1950s? Are you kidding? That’s not even close.
And “parenting” on Downton Abbey! I croaked to the S.O. about that one too.
None of this, however, impinges upon my feelings for Liizy Caplan.
How did I not know the term “uncanny valley?” And why is Nightmare Bear crying?