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One Response to Texts From Hillary

  1. Todd Zaino says:

    From Hillary’s cellphone:

    HC: Can you believe what a moron I have to report to?

    BC: We should be working on your second term, you were robbed in 2008.

    HC: Political correctness got us!

    BC: What kind of a mood is our First Golfer in lately?

    HC: Remember when you shtupping that intern?

    BC: Yeah

    HC: Like that but on steroids. Barry knows if Mitt runs on his record, he’s a one termer.

    BC: What’s Barry going to do?

    HC: Make this an election about race, it’s a hand he knows how to play after all look how well it worked against me!

    BC: With the media cheerleading for him Barry’s going to be one tough SOB to beat. Is Michelle as nasty as she appears on TV?

    HC: Trust me, like us, she wears the pants. I hate the media, are you behaving yourself Bill?

    BC: Of course not!

    HC: I’ll be home soon, get the house cleaned up and change the sheets.

    BC: Yes dear.